Main Entry: 1ninja(Past ninja-ed, Present ninja-ing, 3rd person present singular ninja-s)
Pronunciation: nin’ja
Function: Verb
Etymology: Sino-Japanese reading of Shinobi, meaning to steal away.

1 : To lurk in the shadows of facebook, stealthily accessing embarrassing notes and wall posts.
2 : A less creepy way of saying stalk or lurk.

Sam: What are you up to?
John: Oh, nothing, just ninjaing on facebook.

What?

Every once in a while, we stumble upon wall posts so painfully hilarious that we ache to share them. Wouldn’t it be great if there was a site for posting such comical treasures to share with the world?

Welcome to LolOnMyWall.

This is a site dedicated to the gems of humor you often find traversing the social profiles of people who don’t know you exist.

Why?

The dawn of the 21st century saw the emergence of one of the creepiest inventions known to man; Social networking. So creepy, in fact, that on a top 10 list of Creepiest Things in the World, it would probably sit steadfast in number 3. Behind Japanese adult toys and giant pillows with naked anime characters on them.

In part for our own entertainment (the hilarity found on social networking sites is limitless), and in part as a public service (in order to change the creepy connotation of inquisitively exploring social networking sites), we have created LOLONMYWALL. A home for facebook stalkers and anyone that enjoys life. Come one, come all, to the greatest way to procrastinate for your 3rd year Bioethics exam.

What’s With the Ninja?

That’s LOL the Ninja. No one quite knows who he (or she) is. He/she might be a bored college student trying to stay awake for Psych 101. Maybe a creepy 40 year old game tester living in his parents basement. He/she could be you or could be me. The one thing we can be certain about however, is that he/she is a master of stealth, cunning and finding hilarious wall-posts. He/she is a character we can all aspire to. A character who submits countless side-splitting discoveries. A character who is rumored to have over a thousand facebook friends.

I’m a Complete Facebook Stalker. How Can I help?

Ninja your way to our list of top submissions! Social networking is a breeding pool for comedy. We want you to tap into the pool. Sell out your friends and post every embarrassing little tidbit found on their profile (notes, wall-posts, about me, etc.). It’s not stalking, it’s ninjaing!

Contact us:

contact@lolonmywall.com