Imagine the one thing in life that you’ve always wanted. It could be a person. It could be an idea.
It could be anything. Simply, the thing you’ve grown to want. To need. To crave. Do you want to be a billionaire? Do you want to marry Scarlett Johansson? Do you want to be the president of the United States? Whatever that thing is, you’re never going to get it. It’s never going to happen, man. You’re talentless and have no friends — how are you going to make a billion dollars? Sure, Scarlett’s newly single — but let’s face it man, you’re no Ryan Reynolds. Hell, you’re not even attractive enough to be the president of the United States. Time to be real. You will live a boring, ordinary life, until you die in a traffic accident involving several Segways and a goat (or maybe a llama). Let that seep in for a moment or two. For the guy who is considering leaping from the nearest window — stop! You’re on the first floor, idiot! Besides, there is hope for you yet. Not in the sense that you won’t live an utterly hopeless existence devoid of meaning (you will), but in the sense that we can help you forget (if only for a moment) about how miserable you really are.

Welcome to LolOnMyWall, where our only goal is to make you smile (regardless of how ****ed you are).